Brittney Palmer Painting
Birttney Palmer was not really born as Brittney Palmer . Her real birth name was actually Broom Hilda Cagswallow. Most people think Brittney is fairly young, WRONG she is actually atound 85 or 86..no one is quite sure.
She was born in some hick town some place in the deep dark depths of the Unted Kingdom!! duh dun dunnnnnn. And she didn’t always have that obnoxous perky ass voice either! No no no, she had a mixture of a Cockney accent ane Blarney accent, so she sounded like a stupid pirate wench as a child. And rumor has it that Anchor Man’s line smelly pirate hooker, was actually after her! Go figure.